CollegeHumor: Comments by Kyle http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1795379 If you're going to ride a movie's coattails, pick something better than Alien vs Predator 2. Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:34:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1795379 If you're going to ride a movie's coattails, pick something better than Alien vs Predator 2. nonadult comedy If you're going to ride a movie's coattails, pick something better than Alien vs Predator 2. alien, predator, brand x, shittiest present, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1795379"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/6/collegehumor.79d4f2e90ece36c269e077b63939df74.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717698 An Email From Someone Who Just Found Out He Will Be On This Week's 'To Catch A Predator,' To His Entire Address Book Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:57:04 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717698 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Subj: Friday Night from 8:45 - 10:15

Hey everybody,

It's been a while since I've seen a lot of you guys, so I thought I'd invite all of you over to my house on Friday night from 8:45 till 10:15.  It's gonna be so much fun.  I rented all kinds of DVDs and I have a ton of board games. Boggle, anyone? Plus, free brewskies!  My cable isn't working so we can't watch TV, but who cares, right?  Most stuff on TV is just lies.  I mean, they call it "reality TV" but that's definitely not really what happened.  They ruin people's lives just to get ratings, you know?

Anyway, I really need you to arrive at precisely 8:45 and leave no sooner than 10:15. OK? I just feel like anything less than that won't be enough to really hang out.  And I miss you guys!  Like Bill – last time I saw your family, little Charlotte could only have been 6 or 7!  And Brian- Are you still a lawyer? We're such good buds that I know I would do all your taxes for free no matter what my boss says, just like I know you would represent me pro bono if I needed you to. That's why we’ve all gotta hang out for exactly that hour and a half.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-02 14:57:04 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 35 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />