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1 total in July 2006
  • Dear friend,

    It's an exciting time for internet pornography. We honestly thought it had all been done, but now we have all sorts of new, exciting genres. Take ATM-porn. It's practically an Olympic event. I swear somewhere out there girls are practicing with medicine balls to get that spin just right"¦

    Wait a minute, are you 18? Okay you're saying you are, but how do we know for sure? Before you access our websites we are going to go ahead and ask you to type your birthday. Hold on buddy. Your birthday"¦ WITH the year.

    Nice try kids.


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