Mike Trainor's Articles

1 total in October 2007
  • From The Offices of Satan, Lord of the Underworld

    Dear Minions,

    Halloween will soon be here, where you will take to the streets to corrupt the minds of mankind through ancient pagan rituals that will ultimately lead to our complete domination of all existence. What a glorious time! Rise my minions! Rise!

    But you know, as I walk around the office, I hear murmurs. People say Halloween has become stale, secular and that people could care less about lil' ol me.



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