"Took me a full week to build this and I'm counting down the days til I can display it on my dorm desk next Fall. The chicks will melt."rn

Font Conference

This video wasn't long enough, so we made it double-spaced.

Vertical Pizza

Scott Gairdner presents the coolest thing to happen to pizza since the Ninja Turtles.

Going Back To Philly

Dennis, Dee, Mac and Charlie in the best Philadelphia-themed rap video since the "Fresh Prince" opening. The new season of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" starts Sept. 18 on FX.

Suckle on my Teet

Nick Swardson wants to be loved like a newborn baby calf loves a mama cow.

Pillow Talk

Sometimes you need to settle your nerves.

Unintentional Backflip

His bike went on to win the race.

Showalter with Mike Birbiglia

Michael Showalter sets up Mike Birbiglia for some bits. Birbiglia doesn't play along.

Mike Birbiglia

Mike talks about growing up Catholic, homicidal GPS, and the consequences of a black George Bush.

Snake on a Building

You know you can just play this on a cell phone, right?

Contact Juggling

Hire this guy for any really weird parties you are interested in throwing.

Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drinks

And you thought Tim Burton's version was terrifying.

World's Worst Gatorade Commercial

A SoBe drinker would never stand for this humiliation!

Kids' Rock

This is basically the opposite of Kidz Bop.

Amazing Comeback

Ridiculous footage from a 1994 H.S. Football game in Texas. Plano East is down 41-17 with 3 minutes to go.

Sexy Stunt

This girl told one too many blonde jokes.

Bambi Lives

You have shot 0 animals and have collected 0 pounds of meat. Return to wagon?

Iron Soccer Ball

This joke would never work in America

Epic Mirror Shatter

Man destroys mirror with thunderous kick (and spins some stuff).

Hardly Working: Pardon Me

We have to stop running into each other like this...