"Maybe if we all play dead he'll go away."

Because their "Your RBI, Though Impressive, Hardly Justifies Your Grossly Overinflated Contract" chant wasn't really working.

There were three terrorists on this plane, but they changed their minds after the third song.

You mean to tell me there are still people who haven't seen Star Wars? What a bunch of losers! I've seen it over 500 times.

It's not what it looks like, he's trying to kill the guy with the camera.

"Maybe if we all play dead he'll go away."

Being cool means never having to say you're sorry.

Is there anything cuter than tiny ninjas?

Anyone who complains about this video hates cats and America.

They hired this guy for New Year's Eve in Times Square. (it was cheaper than the ball)

Pandas are 90% fluff.

Name your favorite.

Rob Paravonian explains why he hates this particular piece of classical music.