A chainsaw-wielding grizzly bear Watching your grandparents boneGetting your fingernails ripped off one by one Dad after four beersVigo the CarpathianKimbo Slice's turdsErectile dysfunction
In response to yesterday's Dude, Don't Even Bother, Cause I Got The StarOh you think you're hot sh*t now that you got the star, huh? Well you better watch out, because I'm taking it like those gangbangers took your sister's virginity. In yo' face!...
COUNTERPONT - Oh dear lord, she's back. Please, someone kill me. If this crazy bitch ever let me out of her sight I'd get hit by a car so fast. For cryin' out loud lady, of course I'm a puppy! Yes! It's me! You figured it out Sherlock,...
This is the true story... :: God, I haven't had any time to read lately, let alone non-fiction...of seven strangers... :: I don't think I even have 7 numbers in my phonebook...picked to live in a...
Dennis, Dee, Mac and Charlie in the best Philadelphia-themed rap video since the "Fresh Prince"...
Thanks to Jake H. for his wisdom and handsomeness.