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1 total in January 2008
  • In response to yesterday's Dude, Don't Even Bother, Cause I Got The Star

    Oh you think you're hot sh*t now that you got the star, huh? Well you better watch out, because I'm taking it like those gangbangers took your sister's virginity. In yo' face!

    All that careful planning, waiting to use it until just the right time...it's all for nought brother! You might as well turn the game off now because me and my stolen star are gonna light you up like your convicted felon father did to all those files at his office. What now?!

    I know what you're thinking, you're hoping on getting a Boo yourself. Well let me alleviate you of any dwindling hope you still have, because just like Christmas you won't be getting anything you asked for. Tip the bandleader and fluff up the pillows, because this dance is done my friend.



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