Woohoo! It's time for that big homecoming game! That means you get to do two things 1) drink beer while pretending to feign passing interest in your school's football team and 2) get to see what clever T-shirt slogans the fraternities on campus have cooked up for this year's event.

The thing about fraternities is that they're super secretive and don't really want you to know any of their secret rituals which is why even their designs are written in code.

Ron: Hey loser, give me your sandwich.

Sean: Well, Ron, this is my only source of nourishment until I get home but if you'd like a bite I'd be more than happy to break you off a piece of...

Ron: Gimme the sandwich punk! I could crush you with one hand tied behind my back.

Sean: I don't doubt that that's true. But it certainly does speak to your own insecurities that you'd need to prove your physical prowess over someone who's nearly half your size.

Ron: What are you talking about you moron?

Sean: I'd really just like to eat my lunch in peace so if you continue I'm going to have to...

Ron: What? Are you gonna tell your mommy?

Sean: Actually my mother and I have a very open relationship.

Ron: Gross! You probably do it with your mom don't you!

Sean: Although it's not uncommon for pre-adolescent boys to grapple with a strange maternal attachment which often does contain sexual undertones I can't say I have ever done it with my mother.

Ron: Yeah...well...you're gay.