Not true. Although he had ridiculous OCD apparently which I find extremely ironic since his two largest showbiz stints were on shows that had people getting pied and slimed in every episode.
My friends and I always wanted to kidnap a tour guide from a blue van in the middle of a tour and replace him with another tour guide who would just continue the tour pretending nothing had happened and see if any of the parents called the police. Unfortunately, none of our tour guide friends would agree to this prank.
Sorry Godfather. I don't do this "reading" thing you speak of. I'm a skimmer. And my skimming skills say IMDB sucks. Plus Jake, Jesse, and Stevie didn't notice. The update stays up. Good talk.
"we look forward to drafting you in the next couple of years." I was laughing out loud when I read that. And I'm not just saying that, like how people sometimes say I'm LOL. I actually was.
Katie - I like it. But let's be honest. Poor people will still be going to work on Friday. And they're already getting screwed pretty badly seeing as they're poor. I think they at least deserve a Monday off.
"we look forward to drafting you in the next couple of years." I was laughing out loud when I read that. And I'm not just saying that, like how people sometimes say I'm LOL. I actually was.
Katie - I like it. But let's be honest. Poor people will still be going to work on Friday. And they're already getting screwed pretty badly seeing as they're poor. I think they at least deserve a Monday off.
Tommy. Without bad updates, how would you know when the rest of them are mediocre? I appreciate the suggestion, but I think instead I will just let it fizzle out as it sinks to the bottom of the featured writers page along with my sinking career as a collegehumor writer.
Tommy. Without bad updates, how would you know when the rest of them are mediocre? I appreciate the suggestion, but I think instead I will just let it fizzle out as it sinks to the bottom of the featured writers page along with my sinking career as a collegehumor writer.
Amazing. Did you know that Carlos Mencia recorded an HBO Special a few years back. They had to pull it before it aired because he used 13 minutes of George Lopez's act.
I think Ned Mencia is far worse than Larry the Cable Guy, because he actually thinks he's intelligent.
Derrick's Self Defense
Brett Kaywood teaches you real life self defense techniques you can use.
Derrick Comedy November 14, 2006
Derrick Comedy will have a show on Comedy Central in 4 years. Call me Nostradamus. I promise this will happen.Awkward Moments in History: Socrates Gets Called Out
by Neil Padover June 28, 2007Neil Padover June 28, 2007
I actually put it in at the last minute. But I'm glad you liked it Bob.Modifications for a More Exciting "Double Dare"
by Patrick Cassels June 05, 2007Neil Padover June 05, 2007
Not true. Although he had ridiculous OCD apparently which I find extremely ironic since his two largest showbiz stints were on shows that had people getting pied and slimed in every episode.Why I No Longer Trust Wikipedia
by Neil Padover April 09, 2007Neil Padover April 10, 2007
It got one like! I'm doin' for that guy.Tour Groups
by Mike Milo April 02, 2007Neil Padover April 02, 2007
My friends and I always wanted to kidnap a tour guide from a blue van in the middle of a tour and replace him with another tour guide who would just continue the tour pretending nothing had happened and see if any of the parents called the police. Unfortunately, none of our tour guide friends would agree to this prank.Confessions from the Guy Who Brought Susan B. Anthony to Prom
by Neil Padover March 15, 2007Neil Padover March 15, 2007
Articulate.What do I blow? Write an update about it. And everyone tell Streeter to make it go national!
My agent says there's no such thing as bad publicity.
Love,
Neil
An Awkward Instant Message
by Neil Padover March 12, 2007Neil Padover March 13, 2007
Patrick O'Hara. You're the best!Neil Padover March 14, 2007
Still the best. Smooches.An Awkward Instant Message
by Neil Padover March 12, 2007Neil Padover March 13, 2007
Patrick O'Hara. You're the best!Neil Padover March 14, 2007
Still the best. Smooches.My Morning After: The Office/Scrubs
by Neil Padover February 22, 2007Neil Padover February 23, 2007
haha. josh wolberg. from edison, nj. you're correct. thanks for calling me out. i hope your last semester is goin well.The Dad Who Tries Too Hard To Be Cool
by Neil Padover January 26, 2007Neil Padover January 30, 2007
God. You're right. Worst update ever. This guy sucks.Neil Padover January 31, 2007
Sean - by far the biggest backhanded compliment I've ever received. Maybe I can be the next Keenan Thompson.Neil Padover January 31, 2007
You are my dog Chris.The Dad Who Tries Too Hard To Be Cool
by Neil Padover January 26, 2007Neil Padover January 30, 2007
God. You're right. Worst update ever. This guy sucks.Neil Padover January 31, 2007
Sean - by far the biggest backhanded compliment I've ever received. Maybe I can be the next Keenan Thompson.Neil Padover January 31, 2007
You are my dog Chris.The Dad Who Tries Too Hard To Be Cool
by Neil Padover January 26, 2007Neil Padover January 30, 2007
God. You're right. Worst update ever. This guy sucks.Neil Padover January 31, 2007
Sean - by far the biggest backhanded compliment I've ever received. Maybe I can be the next Keenan Thompson.Neil Padover January 31, 2007
You are my dog Chris.The Morning After - American Idol
by Katie Marino January 23, 2007Neil Padover January 24, 2007
Katie Marino. Makin it to the featured page. Niiice.(P.S. that was said like Rob Schneider used to say "Makin copies.")
Why I No Longer Trust IMDB.com
by Neil Padover January 23, 2007Neil Padover January 24, 2007
Sorry Godfather. I don't do this "reading" thing you speak of. I'm a skimmer. And my skimming skills say IMDB sucks. Plus Jake, Jesse, and Stevie didn't notice. The update stays up. Good talk.Sparknotes You Can Use in Real Life Situations
by Neil Padover January 13, 2007Neil Padover January 18, 2007
I feel your pain Andrea. I feel your pain.U.S. Government's Suggestion Box
by Neil Padover December 25, 2006Neil Padover December 25, 2006
"we look forward to drafting you in the next couple of years." I was laughing out loud when I read that. And I'm not just saying that, like how people sometimes say I'm LOL. I actually was.Neil Padover December 26, 2006
Katie - I like it. But let's be honest. Poor people will still be going to work on Friday. And they're already getting screwed pretty badly seeing as they're poor. I think they at least deserve a Monday off.U.S. Government's Suggestion Box
by Neil Padover December 25, 2006Neil Padover December 25, 2006
"we look forward to drafting you in the next couple of years." I was laughing out loud when I read that. And I'm not just saying that, like how people sometimes say I'm LOL. I actually was.Neil Padover December 26, 2006
Katie - I like it. But let's be honest. Poor people will still be going to work on Friday. And they're already getting screwed pretty badly seeing as they're poor. I think they at least deserve a Monday off.Rocky 1976 vs. Rocky 2006
by Neil Padover December 20, 2006Neil Padover December 21, 2006
i saw the movie ten years ago. i'm not that into that whole thing called "accuracy"Neil Padover December 23, 2006
Tommy. Without bad updates, how would you know when the rest of them are mediocre? I appreciate the suggestion, but I think instead I will just let it fizzle out as it sinks to the bottom of the featured writers page along with my sinking career as a collegehumor writer.Rocky 1976 vs. Rocky 2006
by Neil Padover December 20, 2006Neil Padover December 21, 2006
i saw the movie ten years ago. i'm not that into that whole thing called "accuracy"Neil Padover December 23, 2006
Tommy. Without bad updates, how would you know when the rest of them are mediocre? I appreciate the suggestion, but I think instead I will just let it fizzle out as it sinks to the bottom of the featured writers page along with my sinking career as a collegehumor writer.A Conversation Between Dave Chappelle and Carlos Mencia
by Steve Horvath December 14, 2006Neil Padover December 14, 2006
Amazing. Did you know that Carlos Mencia recorded an HBO Special a few years back. They had to pull it before it aired because he used 13 minutes of George Lopez's act.I think Ned Mencia is far worse than Larry the Cable Guy, because he actually thinks he's intelligent.
Least Politically Correct Decade Parties Ever
by Neil Padover December 12, 2006Neil Padover December 13, 2006
Oh man, they totally lied to me in Hebrew school