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• Wrote an article on Tuesday, Jul 15

  Three People I'm Not Particularly Fond Of

  Naked guy at the gym who has the handlebar mustache of a weightlifter from the 1800's and sack that looks like a plastic grocerybag.He's very strict in his routine and remains a fixture at your local fitness club despite the fact that he hasn't...

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• Wrote an article on Friday, Nov 2

  Five Things That Make You Great, Lonely Dorm Guy

  1. Your door is always open. You know, just in case any chicks feel like stopping in. Why bother wasting time and energy with conversation when free entry to a room decorated with promotional material for the latest MMORPG is all the invitation...

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• National article on Friday, Nov 2

  College Word-A-Day Calendar

  bro·to·graph (bro-tə-grahf) Noun: A sick picture of a bro produced by photography. Verb: To capture an image of popped collars, shell necklaces, "woo" faces, gang signs at the jersey shore or in frathouse basements. Verb: To be...

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• Wrote an article on Tuesday, May 29

  An Ode to Summer Break

  I'm off to get a job and work until the summer endsI'll spend my days at some lame job, my nights drunk with my friendsI'll drink and drink, fall down and puke, but its what I want to do I'm off to get a job today, but tonight I'm bound to...

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• Wrote an article on Monday, Apr 23

  Deaf Poetry Jam

  As a child a schoolmate askedwhy my speech was not so clearHis mouth had moved and his words projectedbut, ASSHOLE, I cannot hear.Oh, how terrible they were to methey'd abuse me all day longThey'd tie me down and call me namesand lip-synch shitty...

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• Liked a video on Wednesday, Jul 23

  Hardly Working: Why So Numerous?

  Jokers wild in the office.

  
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• Liked a video on Wednesday, Jul 23

  Hardly Working: Cool English...

  Don't think of him as your teacher. Think of him as your best friend. Please?

  
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• Liked a video on Wednesday, Jul 23

  CH Office Lipdub

  Flagpole Sitta, by the offices of CollegeHumor, Vimeo, and Busted Tees.

  
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• Commented on a video on Tuesday, Jul 22

  Font Conference

  
  Helvetica was busy being blown by minimalistic Web 2.0 designers.
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• Commented on a video on Tuesday, Jul 22

  Font Conference

  
  Fucking great. Absolutely fucking great. Digg it up, fuckers.
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