Naked guy at the gym who has the handlebar mustache of a weightlifter from the 1800's and sack that looks like a plastic grocerybag.

He's very strict in his routine and remains a fixture at your local fitness club despite the fact that he hasn't exercised in over a quarter century. He can be seen standing in front of the sink closest to the urinals shaving his face with his disgusting elderly genitals completely exposed.

Don't bother handing him a towel, it is a futile effort. He'll simply thank you for it and put it around his neck, before launching into a series of hamstring stretches on the bench next to your locker.

No one has gotten him to cover up - It's impossible.