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4 months agoWhat is on America's mind as we approach election '08?
From Sonnyview in contextBen State June 25, 2008
Posting the amount of your check is definitely bragging. And mentioning your probation adds an element of danger and mystery. What other not-so-subtle hints are you going to drop to impress the message board readers? Not enough real-life people out there for you? Well, consider us duly impressed. Your picture is awesome too. -
8 months ago"I have a crazy guy in my philosophy class. He is always questioning everything. On the first day, he claimed he has been to the matrix, so we call him 'The Matrix Guy.' I made this road map of the class lecture and the tangents we go on. enjoy." (enlarge to view)
From Adam Douglassview in contextBen State February 19, 2008
So, out of the three of you, only "The Brain" has uploaded anything to CH, none of which were funny. And Brian wears scarves, so we know his tastes don't mean anything. -
9 months ago"Harold, I want to talk to you. We at Comcast believe your work has become significantly... lazier."
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9 months ago"4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes."
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9 months agoI come from the boob down under.
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9 months agoWhat do you mean I can't use exclamation points? I want to speak to your manager!
From vitaminndview in contextBen State January 21, 2008
Congratulations to all who have mastered the art of message board shorthand, a craft mostly relegated to girls in their early teens. -
9 months agoDog or rabid Ewok?
From Lyndi at University of South Alabamaview in contextBen State January 16, 2008
So, I guess the answer is settled on, "is something I think is cool!" and vice versa for FTL. For a while I just thought people had decided their comment was the best and usually they weren't very good. This makes a lot more sense, now I know.view in contextBen State January 16, 2008
Sorry I don't speak internet message board loser as well as you guys, so just humor me here. For example, up above, one guy said, "German Shepherds, FTW!" So, I can kind of infer that it means something like, "are awesome!" or "is what is pictured above!" But I'm not really sure. It certainly doesn't mean funniest comment.view in contextBen State January 16, 2008
I get that FTW and FTL mean For the Win and For the Loss, but what does that mean? What competition is being won or lost and why do people always self-announce, "FTW!"? -
9 months agoOne ice cube for the world's largest scotch glass.
From Meatcircusview in contextBen State January 14, 2008
If your freezer is left slightly ajar by accident, it can start getting frosty in there. I assume it could eventually turn into this. Not sure though.
How could Allyson's self-esteem get damaged by the college humor message board chatter? Feeling the wrath of anonymous dorks wouldn't exactly make me feel bad about myself. -
10 months ago"One beer candle for the six days of hanukkah... wait... damn I'm drunk."
From Joel Frawleyview in contextBen State December 26, 2007
High Life is great. The orange cans are the hunting season special. I don't know if that promotion is finished yet, but just look for the case with the practice target printed on it. -
10 months agoAnother entry for our present contest."A coworker gave me the creepy bride and groom christmas ornament and I am NOT MARRIED."
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