Dean's Articles

1 total in June 2008
  • Imagine...No More Classes

    Imagine there's no education
    It's awesome if you try
    No Advanced Chemstry before us
    Only PS3 and getting high
    Imagine all your bros
    Playing Grand Theft Auto 4


    Imagine there's no classes
    A mess hall with gourmet food
    No reason to wake early
    And no Comparative Religions too
    Imagine all the hotties
    Strolling the campus in bikinis

    You may say I'm a procrasturbator
    But I'm not the only one
    I hope someday the faculty'll join me
    And make a $40k a year college a shit ton of fun

    Imagine no dissertations
    No Locke, Rosseau, Diderot or Kant
    No need for Adderrall at all
    All the pussy you could ever want
    Imagine all the students
    Sharing a phat bong

    You may say it happens only in summer
    Underneath the burning sun
    But it can happen year round if we want to
    Oh shit, I'm late for Accounting I gotta run.



Dean
About Me

In the year 1878 my great great grandfather attempted the world’s first...

View profile
Send a message

Calendar

BFF
www.theonion.com

Hysterical news, stats and their new Onion News Network video section make this site one of the best around. Check out The Onion Store and marvel at the ingenious Gotcha Box.