"A girl sent this to me after i met her at a party. I think I'm going to try and go after her."

Fireworks Factory Explodes

"When are they going to get to the fireworks factory!?!?"

What would you do if you found out the postal service gives out thousands of free boxes? Build a 7 foot tall robot? Maybe

I think this get the point across...

Hockey Brawl

Awesome Senators/Sabres fight that resulted in 100 total penalty minutes.

Spiders on Drugs

An experiment from the '60s to see how spiders react to different drugs.

I guess I'll drive slower?

What it's like to be in Chicago right now...

As seen on Ronald's wall...

0 for 2.

For those who were wondering - "There is no fuckin ping-pong balls in BeerBattleship! You play exactly like Battleship except instead of putting a small red marker in a little plastic ship you drink a fuckin beer! I dont know how people are miss interpreting it. Poker chips with an 'H' (for 'Hit') on one side and nothing on the other are used to mark down where you have already made a shot. The game takes like 15 mins if your not a tinynut puss and if your beers get warm then your a douchbag and should play faster. I am working on electronic talking Beerbattleship but I cant find any midgets that can do any good impressions of a computer generated voice that are willing too chill out under the table while we play."

It's like the mermaid on a viking ship.

College tuition isn't that much when you consider what you're getting for your money.

"A bunch of drunk kids decided it would be awsome to take letters the RA had made and stick them in a random order above her door.Subsequently, she was pissed."

Studying for my architecture final.

"i walked into a mcdonalds washroom and there was an old man sitting on the urinal taking a dump, so i hid in the stall and took a picture with my camera phone..."

God damn it, I need to catch the local.

They're just missing the "elery" - or are they?

Get out of the way, I need my fries!

Two dudes - gross.