CollegeHumor Updates by Chris Collins

The Sex Survey

Mon, 25 Feb 2002 19:00:00 EST

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Hey look! A survey about sex!

The Sex Survey

Sex?

How old are you?

What is your cumulative GPA?
(eg 3.2)

Did your high school teach sex ed?

Did either of your parents have "the talk" with you?

At what age did you lose your virginity?

Have you ever said "I love you" and not meant it?

How many sexual partners have you had?

How often do you masturbate? Nobody's looking, be honest.

How often do you have sex?

How long does sex usually last?

Since you started having sex, what's the longest you've gone without it?

Do you know names of all sexual partners?

Have you ever had a one night stand?

What are your thoughts on Doggie Style?

Have you ever had a threesome?

Do you own any sex toys?

Has anyone ever put anything up your butt?

Have you ever put anything up someone else's butt?

Do you regularly visit any of the following sites? (check all that apply)
Reddit
Fark
Digg

What is your favorite porn site?
www.

Do you tell your partner when you are about to orgasm?

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Which of the following turn you on? (check all that apply)
BDSM
Doing it outside
Furries
Hentai
Feet
Fat People
2 Chicks 1 Cup

Do you like blowjobs?

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Let's Settle the Debate: Beer Pong or Beirut?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 20:00:00 EST

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Ok, just to be clear - we're NOT talking about that strange Canadian drinking game with paddles. If you have already voted, check out the results.

Beer Pong vs. Beirut

School URL: www.
School Zipcode:
Beer Pong or Beirut?
How many cups per team?
Does a bounce count for 2 cups?
Elbow or Hand behind the table?
How many reracks per game?
Can Girls blow a spinning ball out?
Can Bros finger a spinning ball out?

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