"He's a fat baby, he's eating ice cream, AND he has a mullet. Awesome."

No idea what these girls are doing. But...

Bill Gates is SUCH a dreamboat we had to get two of these up. Who do you like more - BG or Ashton?

Do me.

Either that cat has a giant furry penis or cats have tails and I never noticed.

We can't drink that! Or can we...

Best-picture-o-Lantern

One Picture Every Day Parody

Watching someone sit at a desk all day is boring. Watching someone's life fall to shambles, now that's funny.

Randy patiently waited three years acquiring the materials he needed to build his vessel. Now it was finally time to escape sausage island.

Yoga Flame

Next time your kitchen is on fire, please keep the camera rolling.

"I wonder - if I slap someone hard enough do you think perhaps the best picture on CollegeHumor would show up on their face?"

Willing to destroy his desk, but not make a mess on the floor.

Perhaps the Best Picture on CollegeHumor

Nothing screams college like girls experimenting.

Disney Orgy Video

Truly horrifying footage of a Disney character orgy backstage at one of their shows.

Bernie and Ert

A bizarro German version of Bert and Ernie.

Daughters

Special Agent Tom Rogers must get his daughter back. When does 24 return?

The Sunday Night Sex show, an endless source of amusement.

Rejected Wii Games

The upcoming Nintendo Wii will use a revolutionary new controller which won't be used for any of the following.

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Big Wave Surfing

If everybody had a surfboard... and a deathwish.