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So adorable you will weep butterscotch.

Good advice, wrong problem.

This picture is so cute, just looking at it will make you sh*t butterflies for a week.

It's important to be cultured and take in great works of art.

Nothing's sadder than the fat kid eating lunch by himself in the cafeteria.

I got it! I got it! I g-

Say uncle.

"Probably the best personalized box at Shea Stadium."

In 1985 Ebony Magazine ran an feature called, "What They May Look Like In The Year 2000." Here's Michael Jackson's.

It's a good thing kids are flexible enough that they can't break their spines.

Men are sooo much simpler than women. And smarter!

ROFLMAO

Never Forget June '09.

It's like the Lion King except he's not holding an animal. Wait a second, it's exactly like the Lion King.

Just leave him with your toddler. Worst case scenario he eats their face off and you have another baby.

Discriminating strong since 1866

It must be a musical comedy. Like Rent.

Professionalism FTW!

"Recovery Support" seems like the better pairing, don't you think?