CollegeHumor: Comments by Tracey http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908844 Wait a minute, that's not Santa Claus! Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:57:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908844 Wait a minute, that's not Santa Claus! nonadult comedy Wait a minute, that's not Santa Claus! old people, perv, copping a feel, grandpa, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908844"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/0/collegehumor.6f88420d6c0045f8b3df24a039541e2a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1991503">Aaron</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 62 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908516 "Don't mind Shelly, she's just missing a few chromosomes." 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It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our new submission page!

My roommate used to cheat on his girlfriend all first semester and steal from my bag of "broccoli". He ended up stealing my iPod so I stole his car keys which he had no replacement to. I told my suitemate so later that day we ended up tossing his car, room, house, and mailbox key into the ocean. Grand total replacement-850 dollars.
Alex Fornaro, UMass Dartmouth

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-08 12:45:02 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 70 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759274 Pop Culture CliffsNotes: July 18th Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:18:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759274 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Knox and Vivienne. Yeah, Knox. Let's all start placing our bets on what they'll call baby #7. Rex? Jax? Snorlax? You can really tell that Brad and Angie expect their kids to be cool, beautiful people. What if Knox Jolie-Pitt were the name of a fat loser? With this many kids, they're bound to produce at least one dud.[IDLYITW]

Speaking of babies, here's one that's gotten kind of overshadowed by old Foxy Knoxy: Jessica Alba's kid, Honor. She exists. And, yes, Jessica Alba is skinny again. [DListed, PopSugar]

If, however, you were wondering which hotties were looking particularly unskinny this week, take a peek at Uma Thurman's totally f*cked up bikini gut. Either she's pregnant too...or she ate a baby. [Egotastic]

Now that you're totally sick of hearing about pregnant chicks and their offspring, it's time to bask in the beauty of the post-menopausal set. Yeah, I'm talking about sexy old Helen Mirren. I'm serious. [IDLYITW]
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-18 15:18:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817326 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies. Thu, 29 May 2008 12:16:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817326 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies. nonadult comedy Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies. girls not quite making out, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817326"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/9/collegehumor.749933438e0455a08de5cec975cd11d6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:78640">Bob Saccamano</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 483 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817326 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies. Thu, 29 May 2008 12:16:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817326 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies. nonadult comedy Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies. girls not quite making out, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817326"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/9/collegehumor.749933438e0455a08de5cec975cd11d6.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:78640">Bob Saccamano</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 483 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755718 An Unofficial CollegeHumor Movie Review - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Fri, 23 May 2008 00:52:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755718 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Never, ever question a man with a whip.

Let's play a game - OK close your eyes, and think of the music that played in the movie Bio-dome. Can you do it? Now close your eyes and think of the music that plays in Indiana Jones. Wanna know why one works and not the other? Because the Indiana Jones films are LEGENDARY, that's why. If you can look me straight in the eye and disagree with that statement without flinching, I'll take you out to Ruth's Chris Steak House. Seriously, I'm not playing around.

Raiders of the Lost Ark was one of my first adventure movies growing up, and to this day is still one of my undisputed favorites. The formula for a badass hero who gets the crap kicked out of him but still ends up on top has been copied time and time again unsuccessfully - and while there may be many pretenders out there, there's still only one Indiana Jones. When news first broke out about a 4th Indy movie, there was a lot of debate about Ford's age, picking up a classic that needs no continuation, and if Jones would be fist fighting Nazi's in a retirement home (admit it, that would still be awesome). And now after months of nervous anticipation, it's finally here.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:412068"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.5265cbed7be39708f3297ab377c1806a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-05-23 00:52:12 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:412068">Scott Bennett</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:445"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 79 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755718 An Unofficial CollegeHumor Movie Review - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Fri, 23 May 2008 00:52:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755718 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Never, ever question a man with a whip.

Let's play a game - OK close your eyes, and think of the music that played in the movie Bio-dome. Can you do it? Now close your eyes and think of the music that plays in Indiana Jones. Wanna know why one works and not the other? Because the Indiana Jones films are LEGENDARY, that's why. If you can look me straight in the eye and disagree with that statement without flinching, I'll take you out to Ruth's Chris Steak House. Seriously, I'm not playing around.

Raiders of the Lost Ark was one of my first adventure movies growing up, and to this day is still one of my undisputed favorites. The formula for a badass hero who gets the crap kicked out of him but still ends up on top has been copied time and time again unsuccessfully - and while there may be many pretenders out there, there's still only one Indiana Jones. When news first broke out about a 4th Indy movie, there was a lot of debate about Ford's age, picking up a classic that needs no continuation, and if Jones would be fist fighting Nazi's in a retirement home (admit it, that would still be awesome). And now after months of nervous anticipation, it's finally here.

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