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1 total in October 2006
  • A Guide To Booty-Callz

    It's 2006 and the only person calling girls to hook up with them is Alexander Graham Bell. Here are some other ways to go about reaching out to the opposite sex and what they say about you:

    Type: IM
    Example: "AvgDuder103: Hey do you want to come over and watch a movie?"
    Who uses it: Pretty much any and every guy you know.
    What it really means: I got your screenname to get notes from you freshman year, but that doesn't mean I'm above soliciting you to come aggressively spoon while we pretend to watch Anchorman/Saving Private Ryan.

    Type: Text Message
    Example: "R U still up? Want 2 hang out?"
    Who uses it: Pretty much any and every drunk guy you know at the end of the night.
    What it really means: You liked me enough to give me your phone number, you mean to tell me that you don't like me enough to holler when I send you an SMS message?


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