The Die Hard Friendship Scale

When John McTiernan and Bruce Willis got together and made Die Hard, they didn't just create an action movie by which all overs would be judged, they unknowingly created a perfect system by which I can gauge all of my friendships. Clearly, in...

Jamaica's Tourism Board Contacts Sean Kingston

Dear Mr. Kingston,My name is Christopher Rifkin, chairman of Jamaica's Tourism Board. We'd first like to congratulate you on your recent successes, as well as thank you for raising awareness worldwide of the beautiful paradise that is Jamaica!...

Freddie Prinze Jr., MD

Once his acting career stalled, Freddie Prinze Jr. started attending night school in order to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a doctor. This is a look into his offices. Freddie Prinze Jr.: (Walking into the exam room) Yes- hello, Mr....

lolCatholicism

Just in time for Easter!

A Love Letter

Dear Britney (or Brittany? I can never remember- LOL!),It seems like just yesterday I came to your dorm and watched The Guardian and listened to The Fray- I can't believe it's been three days already! Baby, I thought love like this only existed in...

Chat Room Bully

Issue #64

The best 5 dollars you can spend. Because you won't.I was in the hospital and I heard from one of the rooms, "Don't worry everyone, I'm gonna beat this thing." Which I thought was a really positive thing to say, until I realized it came from the...

Your Night Transcribed Via the Newsfeed

Thanks to Jake H. for his wisdom and handsomeness.

... Best Birthday Wishes

Cheryl: I can't thank you all enough for coming out to our lil' Rebecca's second birthday, especially after all the turmoil and chaos of Gary and I separating. *Tearing up* I know, I know today is a day for celebration so let's start th -- Gary...