The best way to meet people is having to explain your costume to every single person at the party.
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1 year ago
The government's new, top-secret weapon..........Project: Angry Pussy
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2 years ago
Friend and I roadtripped 20 hours straight through to Daytona Beach. Once we got there, we got some beers and headed for the beach........and then we passed out from exhaustion. I was fine........my friend was not.
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3 years ago
"My roommate has a pit bull who just loves to chase flashlights, but the person holding the light would always get tired before the dog. So we just stuck a flashlight in her collar and turned her loose."
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3 years ago