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Don't tell me that the Marisa Miller thing has worn out, cus it hasn't for me
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It says 'Of all the excuses I've heard, that one's the worst!' It's what he yelled at some chick who said she couldn't take it in the ass because her sister was coming home from school, which (in his defense) is a pretty lame excuse.
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I mean, c'mon, she did ask a million billion times...
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Y'know, in case you didn't know what a burn victim looks like during the burning process.
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Tourettes guy, the blue m&m, and what we have scientifically determined Shirlena looks like.
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Once appointed King of the World, I will launch all the carnies into...