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Monday, Nov 24 2008
Why Pilgrims' Hats Have Buckles
Man, those pilgrims were d*ckheads.

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Friday, Oct 30 2009
Nick's Commercials: Girls's Costume Warehouse
What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here!

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3734 / 267 / 3 weeks ago
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
The entire "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" song from one of our favorite shows, 30 Rock.

245 / 65 / 3 weeks ago
Wednesday, Oct 28 2009
Commenter Business Meeting 2
Iz on ur computr, captioning ur videeowzz!

4707 / 1007 / 4 weeks ago
Monday, Oct 26 2009
Internet Commenter Business Meeting
This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

7501 / 872 / 1 month ago
Tuesday, Sep 8 2009
Extreme Wine Commercial
Nothing attracts 18-year-old girls like 18-year-old grapes.

CH Staff
428 / 158 / 3 months ago
Tuesday, Oct 7 2008
All R.A. Floor
They don't mean to be the bad guy here...

1383 / 253 / 1 year ago
Thursday, Jul 16 2009
Runaway Spool
The most horrific spool-related disaster of the last 48 hours. Easy.

644 / 89 / 4 months ago
Friday, Jul 3 2009
16,000 Firecrackers
Uh oh, mom's coming home soon. Let's just set the rest off now.

752 / 105 / 5 months ago
Monday, Mar 30 2009
Lebron's Amazing Shot
Yeah that was cool, but let's see him do that with 3 seconds to play and down by 2.

65 / 33 / 8 months ago
Thursday, Feb 12 2009
Bleep Bloop: Comic-Con pt. 1
Jeff and Pat head to New York Comic-Con to check out strange people in bizarre costumes, including themselves.

Jeff Rubin at Penn State
346 / 119 / 9 months ago
Friday, Feb 6 2009
Futurama Bloopers
Wait a second Bender isn't played by a real robot?

204 / 86 / 10 months ago
Wednesday, Feb 4 2009
Hardly Working: Jeff Goes Christian Bale
Leaked footage of CollegeHumor's biggest diva having an epic meltdown on set.

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1299 / 238 / 10 months ago
Monday, Jan 26 2009
Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
This is what the song would sound like if he'd stayed in West Philadelphia.

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1799 / 240 / 10 months ago
Tuesday, Dec 23 2008
Hardly Working: Gale Beggy
Meet the new director of technology or whatever.

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1017 / 297 / 1 year ago
Friday, Dec 12 2008
Dog MalFunction II
Now 10% more incoherent.

BoltVideo
457 / 65 / 1 year ago
Wednesday, Nov 26 2008
Go Shorty
This gecko does not care that it's your birthday.

379 / 84 / 1 year ago
Monday, Nov 24 2008
Why Pilgrims' Hats Have Buckles
Man, those pilgrims were d*ckheads.

CH Staff
1206 / 193 / 1 year ago
Monday, Nov 3 2008
Kim Jong-II
You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Ian
48 / 18 / 1 year ago
Tuesday, Oct 7 2008
All R.A. Floor
They don't mean to be the bad guy here...

1383 / 253 / 1 year ago

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Monday, Jun 29 2009
CollegeHumor Classic

3 Songs Without Auto-Tune

by Brian Murphy June 29, 2009

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Monday, Sep 29 2008
CollegeHumor Classic

America's Facebook NewsFeed

by Jason Michaels September 29, 2008

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Friday, Feb 29 2008
CollegeHumor Classic

If Tattoo Parlors Had Admitted Me as a 12 Year Old

by Sarah Schneider February 29, 2008

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Friday, Feb 15 2008
What Movies Teach Me

What 'Teeth' Taught Me

by Sarah Schneider February 15, 2008

1) All guys are creeps. Gynecologists are creeps, step brothers are creeps, guys in high school are creeps, and even guys who have sworn to celibacy are creeps. The only way to teach them not be creeps is to sleep with them, and bite their dicks off with your vagina.

2) "I haven't jerked off since Easter" is not a suitable reason for a girl to have sex with you. Additionally, answering the phone while having sex and bragging to one of your buddies will probably get your dick bitten off by a vagina.

3) When your dick gets bitten off by a vagina, a few things happen. First, you feel pain. Then, disbelief. Then, you look down at the stump where your penis used to be and go into shock. Next, you STOP RAPING PEOPLE.

Learn any valuable life lessons from a movie lately? Send your experiences to whatmoviesteachme@gmail.com and if you're lucky I'll post them.

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Thursday, Feb 14 2008
The Day After Valentine's
by Jeff Rosenberg February 14, 2008

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Friday, Dec 28 2007
Truth In Food Labels
by Streeter Seidell December 28, 2007

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Friday, Dec 14 2007
Teenage Hitler defines his style
by December 14, 2007

By Patrick Cassels and Streeter Seidell

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Wednesday, Dec 20 2006

CollegeHumor Classic

MapQuest Helps You Find The Clitoris

by Dan Gurewitch December 20, 2006

Maneuvers			Distance
	1:	Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE.	2.1 inches
	2:	Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the LEFT BREAST.	5.4 inches
	3:	Take the 2nd EXIT towards RIGHT BREAST / SIDEBOOB / ARMPIT.	3.1 inches
	4:	Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the RIGHT BREAST.	5.4 inches
	5:	RIGHT BREAST becomes TORSO.	.3 inches
	6:	Merge onto HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH via exit 14B on the LEFT towards BELLY BUTTON (Portions toll).	10.5 inches
	7:	Continue to follow HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH (crossing into MONS PUBIS).	2.2 inches
	8:	Take the VULVA exit – exit 19 – towards LABIA MAJORA / LABIA MINORA / ANUS.	.1 inches
	9:	Keep RIGHT to take I-90 E / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE / BOSTON.	84 miles
	10:	Turn RIGHT.	< .1 inches
	11:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	12:	Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	13:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	14:	End at ANUS.
	15:	APOLOGIZE.	.2 minutes
	16:	Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	17:	Turn RIGHT to follow VULVA NORTH towards CLITORIS.	1.6 inches
	18:	End at CLITOR -
	19:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	20:	Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	21:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	22:	End at CLITORIS, VUL -
	23:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	24:	Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	25:	End at CLITORIS, VULVA, US

Total Est. Time: 11 minutes, 42 seconds
Total Est. Distance: 84 miles, 3.2 bases

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Monday, Dec 11 2006

CollegeHumor Classic

Anatomy of a One Night Stand

by Sarah Schneider December 11, 2006

The way you sleep during a one night stand can say a lot about your feelings towards the situation…

	Wow, this actually feels nice. I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, if I’m really quiet I think I can stick it in again while she’s still sleeping.
	God dammit. I KNEW I shouldn’t have ignored the fact that she had more armpit hair than me. Or that half-formed ballsac.
	Ohhh crap. Oh crap oh crap oh crap. I can’t believe I used the ‘let’s be more than just friends’ line to get laid. Or the ‘you understand me better than anyone else’ line. Or the ‘I want you to be my girlfriend after this’ line.

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Wednesday, Nov 29 2006
The Graphic Truth

Graphic Truth

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Monday, Nov 27 2006
Origins of AIM Profile Quotes
by Dan Gurewitch November 27, 2006

"Dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt." "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." We've all seen the same horrific phrases in girls' AIM profiles. But where did these nauseating nuggets come from? Here, we examine the origins of four common profile quotes. Print Advertisement, 1996: Newspaper Headline, 1981:
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Wednesday, Nov 15 2006
The Graphic Truth

Cause and Effect

Sometimes when we drink a lot we don't realize what effect it's having on our lives. Well here's a helpful chart to give you an idea. At least for the short term effects.

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Friday, Nov 10 2006
CollegeHumor Classic

The Real Life Mushroom Kingdom

by Jeff Rubin November 10, 2006

Ever wonder where new Mario levels come from? Before starting work on a new game, the programmers search for inspiration around the globe. For instance,

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Wednesday, Nov 1 2006
Words My T-9 Pretends Not to Know
by Jake Hurwitz November 01, 2006

Penis :: Semis Vagina :: vaginb Dick :: dial Dingleberry :: dingleadspx Blumpkin :: altojim Anal :: coal Butthole :: cuttinld Swastika :: swarvija Grundle :: grumelf Sharted :: shastde Weiner :: weimes Jizz :: kixy Chanukah :: chantjag Tequila :: testila Handjob :: handlna Autofellatio :: Autoedklauin Rimming :: Phoning Bukkake :: bulkale Choad :: Choce Gonorrhea :: hoopsgea Queef :: Steed Smegma :: sodina Transvestite :: tranqufruite Nunchucks :: munchtals Dildo :: Dilem Tampon :: tanson Smallpox :: smallsmy Derek Jeter :: Derek lever Porn :: poro Roofies :: somehdr Whatever, T-9.
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Monday, Oct 2 2006

OMG GUESS WHO DIED :(

by Ricky Van Veen October 02, 2006

If there's one thing that Steve Irwin's death a few weeks ago taught us (besides the dangers of swimming with stingrays), it's that you can instantly tell the importance of a celebrity by whether you would text your friends if you found out that person died. So here's my personal list, which I've divided into three categories.

Textworthy	Not Textworthy	Maybe If I'm Drunk
Will Ferrell	Robin Williams	Dax Shepard
Paul McCartney	Jewel	J.C. Chasez
Jon Stewart	Kurt Loder	Carson Daly
Bill Gates	Donald Trump	Orville Redenbacher
Britney Spears	Kelly Osbourne	Shania Twain
Dr. Dre	Avril Lavigne	The dude from Creed
Osama Bin Laden	Tony Blair	Janet Reno
Tiger Woods	Andre Agassi	Mankind the wrestler
Subway Jared	"Can you hear me now?" guy	Dell Kid
Bob Saget	Suzanne Somers	The guy who Played Carl Winslow
Adam Sandler	Rob Schneider	Shooter McGavin

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Wednesday, Sep 27 2006
Screech's Sex Tape
by CH Staff September 27, 2006

Big news everybody, Screech has a sex tape coming out. It's called "Saved By The Smell" and it's currently being shopped around to Larry Flynt and Vivid Video. Luckily for you guys, we got an advanced copy, and these are the highlites:
02:41 - An unseen audience reacts to the moment of penetration with an "ooooooooooooooooh."
03:14 - Dustin's voice cracks while ordering one of the girls to lick him "crack to sack."
10:01 - Before performing fellatio on him, Dustin orders girl #2 place a picture of Lark Vorheeves over her face with the mouth hole cut out.
14:22 - Screech demands one of the girls call him Belding. When she reluctantly agrees, he slaps her across the face and tells her she has a month's worth of Saturday detentions.
22:21 - On the urging of Mark Paul Gosselaar, Dustin concocts a series of zany lies to explain his inability to maintain an erection. As his wacky cover story begins to spin out of control, he eventually contradicts himself and the farce is exposed.
25:15 One of the girls asks if they can do it to the rhythm of Zack Attack's "Friend's Forever." Dustin angrily reminds her that he's Dustin Diamond, not Screech. Resentfully, he agrees.
28:52 - Through a series of comic mishaps Dustin discovers an abandoned radio station hidden behind the wall of his bedroom. He begins to broadcast audio clips of his sexual exploits to the consternation of Dennis Haskins.
32:23 - Mark Paul Gosselaar enters the frame, makes a "T" with his hand and calls "Time Out." Time freezes while he muses on the various humorous aspects of seeing his pal's penis.
33:02 - Screech attempts a sexual maneuver called the "Schlosky Bishop Block." It is unclear whether he is successful.
35:49 Kevin the robot gets in on the action. His participation comes to an abrupt end when he confuses one of the girls with math homework, leading to hilarious consequences.
38:22 - Leah Remini shows up very briefly.
40:03 - They go to a college dorm room and everybody stops watching.

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Monday, Sep 18 2006

Rejected Name for a Hip-Hop Group

by Jeff Rubin September 18, 2006

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Tuesday, Sep 12 2006

This Week's Cheerleader We Totally Have A Crush On: Carrie P.

by Ricky Van Veen September 12, 2006

Carrie P., Senior, Ohio State Hometown: Centerville, OH Major: Commercial Interior Design What's your favorite drink? Long Island Ice Tea / Margarita (tie) What's something I wouldn't know just by looking at you? I really don't like guys that are cocky/rude or overly muscular. I secretly hope to be on Saturday Night Live someday. I may be five foot nothing, but I would never bet against me in a fight.

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Wednesday, Sep 6 2006

Lindsay Lohan Going Commando

by Streeter Seidell September 06, 2006

Forget Suri Cruise. Forget the new Facebook. Our friends over at Egotastic have what will prove to be the biggest thing to ever hit the Internet: Lindsay Lohan's downstairs. This is one of those pivotal moments in human history like walking on the moon or when Takeru Kobayashi ate more than 50 hot dogs at the 4th of July Hot Dog-a-Thon. Early predictions about the effect these pictures will have on the world are overwhelmingly positive: reduced greenhouse gasses, cheaper oil prices and an end to Middle Eastern violence, to name a few. Of course, they could just be photoshops... decide for yourself. UPDATE: Bummer...

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