CollegeHumor: Stuff Joshua Heller Likes http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916199 Rap In 30 Languages Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:01:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916199 Rap In 30 Languages nonadult comedy Sorry music, rap is the new "universal language!" music, rap, forgien, italy, sweden, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916199"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/1/collegehumor.3a1f8c6a6f2fca1893a2bc219e65c144.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 98 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915965 Kill, F*ck, Marry Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:37:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915965 Kill, F*ck, Marry nonadult comedy There's really no right way to play this game -- though this way is more wrong than most. sketch comedy, overlords, office, sex, games, murder <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915965"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.18e41d7b4eec66e933a84328e3676a70.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2047802">Overlords</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 108 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Hey Star Trek nerds, the Star Wars nerds are calling you out]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:214984 Sat, 09 May 2009 08:00:03 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904645 CH Live: NYC - Jamie Lee Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904645 CH Live: NYC - Jamie Lee nonadult comedy Jamie Lee finds a way to make sexual harassment fun again. CollegeHumor Live NYC, CH Originals, Jamie Lee, chlive, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904645"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.4aa675cd838f5751a32ea5775a2e06ba.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 175 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904644 Hardly Working: The Cartoon Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904644 Hardly Working: The Cartoon nonadult comedy Put your 2D glasses on! ch originals, hardly working, ch animations, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904644"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.33b2e26b19df9fcf39f885d1c8356c78.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1733 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA["It seems like twittering is just randomly bragging about your unexceptional life"]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:211402 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:00:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771305 Issue Ninety-Seven Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:08:21 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1771305 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

18 to party, 21 to party legally.

I overheard a guy say that he was knee-deep in pussy. I was really impressed; I didn't even realize you could go in foot first.
-Adam Newman
The road to Amish country is paved with good intentions.
-Steve H.
People complain that the only two constants in this world are death and taxes, but it's just not true. The kid I hit with my car never paid taxes.
-Steve H.
Fur is murder, especially when it's human fur.
-Cock Blockula
Whenever I buy Wendy's chili, I just pour it directly into the toilet. It's like time-traveling 20 minutes into the future.
-Cock Blockula
I want to catch a freight car and carry a bindle, no hobo.
-Josh Heller
The recession is so bad...
I had to stop shopping at the dollar store and switch to the Canadian dollar store.
-Ryan Adams
My high school chess club was actually pretty similar to fight club. We both had the same first rule and the members generally got beaten up a lot.
-Ryan Adams
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-11 13:42:09 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1864 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822432 Freestyle Horse Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:25:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822432 Freestyle Horse nonadult comedy They're compensating for not being able to dunk. basketball, tricks, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822432"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/6/collegehumor.d34be66878f82e241d8d4656f0806aba.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 205 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756439 Honest Cyber Sex Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:35:27 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756439 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-06-03 14:35:27 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2047 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1816872 My Super Sweet Funeral Thu, 22 May 2008 12:26:53 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1816872 My Super Sweet Funeral nonadult comedy Scott Gairdner presents a party to die for. Sketch Comedy, Television, Funeral, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1816872"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/f/collegehumor.3c41f1a892c4537453786bdfc4f3eef3.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:10535">Scott Gairdner</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 300 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755534 Issue #61 Tue, 20 May 2008 17:31:57 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755534 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Made from 100% materials.

Time heals all wounds . . . except amputations.
-Aaron Thielking
Nice to Chant at Re-Election Party, Mean to Yell at Birthday Party
"Four more years!"
-Patrick Cassels
Real Movie Titles That Would Probably Make For Terrible Pornos
- James and the Giant Peach
- The Fast and the Furious
- Exit Wounds
-Conor McKeon
My friend grew up Asian, so he says that's why he isn't into Asian girls. I think that makes a lot of sense, because I grew up fat...
-Josh Heller
Do you think it's rude for deaf people to talk with food in there hands?
-Danny C
Rich or Alzheimer's?
- You know, I can't remember the last time I spent less than 50 dollars on a meal? That includes breakfast.
- Does public transportation even exist anymore?
- Are you my wife?
-Amir Blumenfeld
If I was a ref at a Harlem Globetrotters game, I would call them for traveling, then throw them out if they argued, then steal some kid's popcorn.
-Kurtis Mitchell
Blind Date Revealed
"Ok, so I lied. In all honesty, I prefer moderately lengthed walks on the beach. So we're gonna have to turn around and walk back well before I get tired."
-Matt Vita
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CH Originals, elephant larry, fraternity, CH Sketches, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798571"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/f/collegehumor.ee017f849349d8db48b7273fbbbf6700.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:52687">Elephant Larry</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1694 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797753 Urban Legend ER Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:33:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797753 Urban Legend ER nonadult comedy My cousin's friend's girlfriend told me about this video where every urban legend is true... 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