About Me
I live in a pineapple. No not under the sea... are you fucking retarded. Do I have any gills that you can see? Do I look like I breath underwater. I bet you say moronic things like that ALL the time. No? well that surprises the shit out of me... oh it's from a show? I get it. You don't have any free thoughts of your own. You just regurgitate things you heard while flipping through your TV trying to find Girls Gone Wild commercials. I understand it's not your fault. I blame society. I'm sure you do too... Because there is no way you got to this point in life and not killed yourself if you actually admitted you were as stupid as you really are.
I will forgive them for whoring out to stride so they can afford to do things like... drive to places. Though I think any whoring is negated by the fact that they are supporting the arcades that took hours and hours and hours of my life as a preteen and beyond. I still to this day have fond memories of mastering MK2 when it first came out... mmm old nostalgia.