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3 total in November 2008

  • CollegeHumor Movie Review

    Quantum of Solace

    by Scott Bennett November 18, 2008


    What'd you say about my watch?
    Well, it's the 22nd time James Bond has made it to the big screen and things sure have changed. Some of those changes are a breath of fresh air, but a lot of them are just the opposite.  Let's go ahead and use an altered version of the Stewie Griffin "compliment sandwich" method to start off this review, where I'll begin with something good, mention where things need improvement, and then end with something good.  Ooook let's see something good...for anyone who complained that Casino Royale was too long of a movie, you'll be happy to know that Quantum is nowhere near as lengthy.  Where this movie needs improvement...

    - It's way too fast paced
    - The villain is the least intimidating individual ever
    - Half the action sequences are sliced together so hardcore you can't even see the action
    - It doesn't feel like a James Bond movie

    ...aaaand something good, something good...M is cheeky and reminds me of my Grandma. 

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    Role Models

    by Scott Bennett November 11, 2008


    Fact: wearing a suit while peeing in public makes it classy.
    Lots of comedies these days are trying to bank off a classic formula; the "comedy duo".  We all know the comedy duo " 2 friends (or sometimes enemies) on the screen together bouncing off one another in that perfect rhythm.  Naturally a lot of times this has the tendency to fail miserably *cough*What Happens in Vegas, but the good news is when it works? It pays off in spades and creates some really memorable stories " Rush Hour, Pineapple Express, Lethal Weapon, Harold & Kumar, Cheech and Chong, etc.  Hell, even the Mac & PC guys make for halfway decent commercials at the very least.  In this respect I have to say, Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd make a really unexpectedly great team, so much to the point that it makes me think, "Why the hell wasn't this done earlier?"

    Even though the premise of the movie isn't new at all, the performances of Scott and Rudd are seriously good enough to make this movie really damn funny in the long run.  The actors themselves have different styles to their humor, but it blends together insanely well.  Scott's crude and raunchy performance is the perfect balance to Rudd's dry wit.  It's kind of like Gin and Juice...and...the black kid is indo? Their life is the street?  Eh f*ck it. 

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    Zack and Miri Make a Porno

    by Scott Bennett November 04, 2008


    Stick figure porn: always funny
    For those of you who are out of the loop, Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a ?View Askew' movie by Kevin Smith " the man behind Clerks, Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, and Clerks 2 to name a few.  Anyway, it seems that our boy Kevin has recently been inspired by some of Judd Apatow's work because Zack and Miri Make a Porno feels like it has ?Apatow' written all over it.

    Seth Rogen (Zack) and Elizabeth Banks (Miri) are roommates who have known each other since the first grade.  Zack works behind the counter at a local coffee shop, while Miri has a dead end job at the mall.  Since their jobs suck so hard and Zack likes to spend his money on things like fleshlights they eventually are unable to pay rent and get their heat/electricity/water shut off.  They need some quick money, and the light at the end of the tunnel emerges; why not make a porno? 

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