CollegeHumor: Comments by Scott Bennett http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892497 It looks like he's trying to poop. Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:19:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892497 It looks like he's trying to poop. nonadult comedy It looks like he's trying to poop. spread eagle, funny store name, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892497"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.d60d9e24f59e285fb6e22a66ada2b58c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765622 Caption Contest: 12/4 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765622 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/4/collegehumor.8879997c887ae4b37f766c44f2de531f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-04 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:945989">Susanna Wolff</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:53"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765287 Morning After Entourage: Return To Queens Blvd Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:00:54 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765287 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I don't think I've ever seen a mother favor one son over the other as much as Mrs. Chase does. She seems to rip on Drama the same way that the rest of Hollywood does. I loved the welcome home sign with Vince's name in huge letters and Drama's in tiny letters under it. I guess the people on Queens Blvd only miss childhood friends based on their success, nobody cared about Turtle being back and E's family wasn't even existent. Below was my favorite dialogue between Drama and Mrs. Chase:

"Drama get the hell out of my kitchen!"
"But ma! I'm making Frittatas!"
"I'm worried about your brother and need to stay busy"

There wasn't too much Ari in this episode but Drama more than made up for it. He's finally starting to notice he's on the bottom of the crew, now that E is a Hollywood manager and Turtle is dating Jamie Lynn Siegler. How about that awkward phone sex scene? And how about Turtle's mother? She looks more like a Turtle than he does! Memories of George Costanza and his mother are coming back when watching this episode of Entourage. The funny part is, that George lived in Queens too and is about the same build as Turtle. Maybe if Turtle discovers anymore rappers, he could start his own label. He will call it Vandelay Records. Anyone excited for Entourage: The Later Years?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:122732"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/0/collegehumor.db4fe0e54a6c25b480f7daa06519e77f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-18 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:122732">b.Ro</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:587"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764861 Caption Contest: 11/13 Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:30:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764861 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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