It's not fair, he doesn't even have a neck!
"I just chipped my tooth on this damn cake!"
Remember when Tyra Banks was hot, and not insane?
Welcome to our news in brief piece -- a great way to stay up to date on current events. Oh, and to make things more readable, I've added the phrase "with his dick" to the end of every news story. *In Domestic News*: A Vegas casino magnate...
Watching someone sit at a desk all day is boring. Watching someone's life fall to shambles, now...
I'm pretty sure this commercial is about beer goggles.
Warning: This video contains foul language, blatant drug use, and puke. It's also totally awesome!