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• Wrote an article on Monday, Sep 24

  An American Girl in Celibacy. . .

  Now that I've officially sworn off dating, and by "sworn off" I mean that I've finally realized that I'm far too neurotic for anyone to date and I think I'm doing the male gender a favor by kindly bowing out now. Not only am I too neurotic, but I...

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• Wrote an article on Friday, May 4

  College 101

  Last night I went out with some friends to celebrate my roommate's 23rd birthday. After several glasses of Michelob Light (shut up, it was $5.50 pitchers), three of us somehow got onto the topic of classes. Namely, the type of people that are...

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• Wrote an article on Thursday, Apr 26

  Paramount points. . .

  So I was at the UC campus bookstore earlier today buying a new quantum physics textbook. . .haha, just kidding. I don't even know what quantum physics means. I was buying the new issue of Cosmo. And by "buying" I mean sitting in the store and...

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• Wrote an article on Tuesday, Apr 17

  The agony and the ex-tasy. . .

  With the impending arrival of my 22nd birthday just months away, I've been thinking a lot lately about my future. I would say that I've been thinking a lot about my present as well, but the present is too depressing. My career involves me...

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• National article on Monday, Apr 9

  A Ballad to my Breasts

  The components of the body are incredibleThe arms, the legs, the backBut none quite so delightfulAs my huge, ginormous rack.And yes, before you ponder"Are they real or are they fake?"They are 100% all-natural:Of that, make no mistake.While it's...

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• Commented on a picture on Thursday, Sep 27

  If the Price is Right, I don't...

  
  10 pts. for creativity. I'd play it.
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• Commented on a article on Monday, Apr 9

  A Ballad to my Breasts

  Are you going to buy me dinner first?
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• Commented on a picture on Sunday, Mar 11

  My dog eats too much. The only...

  
  That dog's penis is bigger than most guys I know.
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• Commented on a picture on Friday, Mar 2

  Eating too much of it makes you...

  
  Does it make girls put out?
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• Commented on a picture on Thursday, Feb 22

  How graphic are the...

  
  Cincy guys are lacking and shrinkage has nothing to do with it.
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