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1 year agoIf the Price is Right, I don't want to be wrong.
From Devon at University of Wisconsin -
2 years agoMy dog eats too much. The only way he'll learn is through public humiliation.
From Shane Burnett -
2 years agoEating too much of it makes you puke and gives you a headache.
From why ask -
2 years agoHow graphic are the illustrations? Do we get to see the two main characters kiss?
From Tami at Central Michiganview in contextAshley February 22, 2007
Cincy guys are lacking and shrinkage has nothing to do with it. -
2 years agoOne bathroom, three girls peeing.
From matix -
2 years agoI said, "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
From randyview in contextAshley February 16, 2007
I worked on a rollercoaster ride photo for 4 years, and I have to say, that's pretty creative. However, my favorite is still a guy that managed to pull out his penis on the ride and flash the camera. -
2 years agoI hope there's also some hardcore sex to justify that NC17 rating.
From Dustin at University of Akronview in contextAshley February 12, 2007
Do the rabbit and the skunk finally do it? I remember watching the first one when I was little and you could cut the sexual tension between those two with a knife. -
2 years agoI'm sure someone in the comments will correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought John 3:16 was about what an enormous douchebag Blake is.
From Blake at North Dakotaview in contextAshley February 11, 2007
I like the ornate stained glass window. It's very detailed and artistic. It appears as though it took someone much time and dedication. I also like the "suck balls" part. -
2 years ago"I had some co workers over for some drinks they wanted to have a wet tee shirt contest but they all choose to hop in the shower insteed and the end result was this."
From teddyruxpinview in contextAshley February 11, 2007
Oh, you know. I've been busy with the usual stuff. Work, school, lying in my bed in the fetal position, crying and trying to justify my excessive masturbation. Yourself? -
2 years agoEven 13-year-olds roll their eyes at this guy.
From Ryan -
2 years agoI told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying.
From Jonathanview in contextAshley January 12, 2007
Yes, yes I do in fact think that all pregnant women are whores. I also think that all black people enjoy fried chicken, all jews are cheap and rich and that all old people are senile.view in contextAshley January 12, 2007
When I go to the mall, I like to park in the "expectant mother" spots. Just because you couldn't keep your legs closed doesn't mean you should get a special parking spot. You don't see any "ginormous whore" parking spots, now do you? -
2 years agoThey got about 1/3 of the way to building a snowman and said, "fuck it, get the marker."
From Reebboview in contextAshley January 04, 2007
Wow, huge ball.
What are: things I've never said while having sex? -
2 years ago"Never let a drunk man cut your hair," was the best advice my father ever gave me.
From Kizzleview in contextAshley January 11, 2007
"No one respects a whore. Keep your legs closed." Best advice my dad ever gave me. -
2 years agoLove hitting the beer bong but hate the nuisance of always finding somebody else to drink?
From Navy Seal at Buena Vista Universityview in contextAshley January 01, 2007
A free-hanging beer bong so you can do hits off it and drink alone? Add in a vibrator and that's like a typical Tuesday night for me. -
2 years agoThe tag line should be "Just like the actual King Kong movie it's too long!"
From Matt -
2 years ago"A late 'deck the gals' contest submission..." Boooo!
From Jason N at University of Michigan -
2 years ago"Actual car that is always parked in front of the student union at UC." Does anyone know the story here?
From kaity at University of Cincinnatiview in contextAshley December 30, 2006
I don't need to drink to be cool. I've got huge boobs and an ass that won't quit. That's pretty much my free ticket.view in contextAshley December 30, 2006
Hold up, since when can you park in front of the student union?
I really need to cut back on the drinking. And the not going to class. And the accidental sexual encounters with prepubescent boys. I mean, what? -
2 years ago"Jewish girls decking the halls, kind of. Oh yeah, that's me picking my drunk girlfriend up off of the ground after she tackled a bike."
From Doug at California State Fullertonview in contextAshley December 21, 2006
The diversity is nice, but I feel like a menorah could've somehow been incorporated into this. -
2 years agoI think they're fighting.
From Stu Johnsonview in contextAshley December 27, 2006
If my boobs got together with those boobs, we could quite possibly take over the world. -
2 years agoOh man I hope it's a bicycle.
From Wicked Erik at Virginia Tech
Ashley
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Likes include: Patrick Swayze, Lifetime Original movies and turkey sandwiches.
Dislikes include: Tang, Chad Michael Murray and futons.
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