Hardcore.

That's a 9 out of 300.

Nothing quite as satisfying as a good poop.

I don't remember any head exploding in the bible, but I guess I was drunk last time I read it.

Great idea, we wouldn't any poor people ruining the county fair by eating all the hot dogs.

Who wears two bras?

Authroties are currently looking for a bald man who may be going by the name "Carl." He is believed to have run his operation somewhere in or around New Jersey.

Bubble Bath Hot Tub

The most fun you can have in a hot tub without making the R-rated section.

"My sister and I went to Ale house and she almost ate Jesus. This the closet figure to jesus I have ever seen. We also put it up on ebay."

OK-Go Talent-Show

If they didn't win, I would pay $100 to see the people who did.

Person who has this tattoo - please explain in the comments what you tell girls you manage to get naked with.

Tigger Please

This is what happens when you take animals out of their natural environment and place them into a very foreign setting.

"Uh oh... better start digging."

Amazing Comeback

Ridiculous footage from a 1994 H.S. Football game in Texas. Plano East is down 41-17 with 3 minutes to go.

If you have to be told hanging a noose in an African-American student's doorway is harassment, a flyer isn't going to stop you.

"Saw a dead body floating down the river in Paris..."

"Conehead anyone?" I get it!!