About Me
I'm a badass from the south. People respect that. I have manners and shit but the ladies like to take long drives in my truck and get dirty. See? That was a double entendre. Fucking genius. I love college. Especially since I graduated. College chicks are hot. Proven fact baby. They're like high school chicks only drunker. What's the best thing that ever happened to me? Getting my PhD. Chicks love to call me doctor. Had enough? Well head over to FatbackandCollards.com if you think you can handle your liquor, princess.