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National article on Friday, Mar 16Going Vegetarian on Steak and Blowjob Day
Steak and Blowjob Day was Wednesday, but I’m dating a vegetarian. Who lives in Philadelphia.For those of you not in the know, Steak and Blowjob Day was conceived as the man’s answer to Valentine’s Day. Appropriately situated a...
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National article on Monday, Mar 5
Getting Our Hands Dirty
If your girlfriend says she doesn't do it, she's a liar. And I'm not talking about making out with your best friend, Bobby. Seriously, she admitted to it, and she's sorry. I'm talking about her once-in-a-while desire to scratch an old itch, or the...
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National article on Wednesday, Feb 28
Lent: When Jezebel Meets Jesus
Reader Poll: What did you give up for Lent?Overachiever that I am, I decided to be particularly ambitious this year for Lent. In addition to giving up greasy Mexican food and my guilty pleasure, Gawker, I made a vow to forgo sex for the next...
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National article on Monday, Feb 19
Proof Your Girlfriend Loves You
This is a difficult time to be a woman in America. In the contradictory land of double 0s and “lady lumps,” every body part – from nose to neck to tummy to thigh – is scrutinized. For most of us, unfortunately, the perfect...
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National article on Monday, Feb 12
Valentine's 2007: Less Flowers, More Deflowering
Valentine's Day comes in a close second to Christmas as the most commercialized holiday in America. And by commercialized, I mean “dreaded like a herpes infection spread by one Hallmark card at a time.” Window decorations let you know...
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Commented on a article on Tuesday, Feb 13Concur. They don't even scare your roommates in the early morn. -
Commented on a article on Tuesday, Feb 13What's the asking price?
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Commented on a article on Monday, Feb 12Beating You To The Punch Since 1987
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Commented on a article on Tuesday, Feb 6"Sexual Healing" is a playlist favorite, but I'd prefer if Mr. Gaye didn't guest star during missionary.
