Every party you attend in college is like a one sided conversation with yourself. This is what you are basically telling your body every step of the way.
First Shot: Hey baby here's a little poison gift. Come on, I'm just joking. Loosen up, man. It's Saturday! Aw, don't even worry, because after last night, I'm gonna take it easy. You probably wont even feel anything.
Second Shot: That first one was practice, seriously. Two shots will NOT hurt you at all. I bet you won't even feel it. Promise. Hey. Hey! Look at me. I promise, okay? Kay good.
Third Shot: Sorry, that was my bad. They were chanting, things got a little outta hand. I was kinda forced into that. You're not mad are you?
Fourth Shot: Oh, shut up. I went to the gym twice this week and I've been walking to school and back, if anything YOU owe ME one. So, please.
Fifth Shot: I'm not listening! Honestly, I'm not even listening to you.
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