Adam Hrabik

School: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Member Since: October 7th, 2006
Website: http://adamhrabik.tumblr.com

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About Me A well-wisher, a pill-pusher, a fly-fisher, a ball-buster, a gas-guzzler, a barn-burner, a mace-mister, a face-fister, a shell-shocker, a frequent-flier, a pencil-pusher, and a down-home good-for-nothin' ne'er-do-well penny-pincher walk into a bar.

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National article on Thursday, Mar 26

I Just Spent $200 At Old Navy, Bitch!

17 likes | 25 Comments
Wrote an article on Wednesday, Mar 11

Rejected Spin-Offs for Fall 2009

4 likes | 9 Comments
Wrote an article on Thursday, Feb 26

An Open Letter to Burger King

7 likes | 6 Comments
National article on Thursday, Feb 12

The Internet In 2012

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National article on Tuesday, Dec 16

The World's Shortest Relationships, According To News Feed

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Commented on an Article on Wednesday, Sep 30

Caption Contest 9/30

Even as the cold hand of dementia creeps in, the elderly can still lead very dignified lives.

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Commented on an Article on Wednesday, Sep 23

Caption Contest 9/23

Zombieland turns out to be a lot more racist than expected.

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Liked an article on Wednesday, Aug 5

The Morning After More To Love, Episode 1

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Commented on an Article on Monday, Jun 8

If President Obama Reinstitutes...

GRAAAGH CONOR YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BOOT CAMP IS LIKE!! YOU WOULD DIE AFTER BEING IN THERE FOR HALF A SECOND!! YOUR PUNY OBAMA-VOTING BONES WOULD SPLINTER AT THE SOUND OF THE DRILL SERGEANT'S VOICE!! GAAAGH I AM A MAN!! I HAVE SO MUCH RAW MILITARY TESTOSTERONE FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS THAT I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND THIS PUSSY COMEDY, AND THE FACT THAT JOKES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!! BRAAARRGHHH I HAVE TO GO JERK OFF TO MY COLLECTION OF AUTOMATIC WEAPONS NOW!!! GAAARAAAGHHAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

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Commented on an Article on Thursday, May 28

The Most Awkward Holiday Dinners...

In a twist of irony, this was probably the most awkward article I have ever read.

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