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1 total in June 2008

  • Brainstorming Successors For 'Perhaps The Best Picture On CollegeHumor'

    by Adam Hrabik June 09, 2008
    • Two girls, tops off, making out on a keg full of marijuana, in front of a rock band playing in the background on top of a mountain in Hell.
    • Dozens of people running around naked while dinosaurs wage an apocalyptic battle with laser beams attached to their tails, heads, and arms.
    • Two twin Death Stars blasting each other.
    • Chris Cornell screaming the lyrics to "Set It Off" while tearing out a male lion's still-beating heart.
    • Jesus Christ picking up a 13-year-old's shitty $100 guitar and playing a riff that instantly cures every form of cancer.
    • Pirates made out of chocolate ramming their ship into the city of Pittsburgh and running wild.
    • The Cloverfield monster ramming a nuclear bomb into the cave where Osama bin Laden is hiding, then having sex with your girlfriend.
    • Every member of Rage Against the Machine giving the Hindu god Shiva a high-five at the same time.
    • A puppy eating an ice cream cone. Awwwwww!
    • Seven fire-breathing dragons taking on the U.S. 1980 hockey team in an awesomeness match...and losing. USA! USA!
    • Frodo throwing the kid who picked on you in elementary school into the fires of Mt. Doom while wearing the Billy Walsh "Suits Suck" t-shirt from Entourage.
    • A Martian, the alien from Alien, the alien from Independence Day, and the alien from Signs getting into a fight with sledgehammers in your living room.
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