Boogie Woogie Soulja Boy from Company B

As if living in Milwaukee wasn't humiliating enough.

"A friend of mine saw this by the dumpster at some apartments near campus."

I've never been to jail, but from what I understand you don't want to show up in fuzzy animal slippers.

BLING BLING Y'ALL

No-speed car chase.

Sometimes Google Maps gets the shaft.

"I beg to differ."

Well of Death

"For the last time, Rebecca: We are NOT lost."

Las Vegas Hotel Implosion

"Oh wait, that wasn't the MGM Grand."

How do you like my tits?

Ooooooooh.

Goth Public Access

After this blood curdling program, stay tuned for "YOU CAN COOK!" Starring Jamie and Joyce Daniels... presented by the Dark One.

Untangling Headphones

For anybody who thinks cats are good for nothing...

Ms. South Carolina

The worst part is the contestants receive the questions ahead of time.

"If you know Greenville, NC, then you know Miami Subs And this is the front door. It's a piece of history!"

Home Made Slide

It's always great when you mix childhood imagination with adult worksmanship.

"I watched bro rape alot and had 35 dollars to blow."

Awesome detail on the loincloth, Jesus is totally going to notice this.

They'll read my poetry, then they'll love me.

I Got a Crush on Obama

Can you believe this is Obama's official campaign song?