A more accurate thing for him to say would have been, "I love cookies."

A Thanksgiving special for anyone that grew up with Nickelodeon.

"Martha, take my truck, go to Wal-Mart. We're going to need a lot of soap."

Best of the Summer - "And another thing, every fall all the leaves on my oak tree fall off. Explain that, government."

What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here!

You shoulda seen this guy at his surprise party...

Iz on ur computr, captioning ur videeowzz!

This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

A documentary about our newest employee. He's a little weird but once you get to know him he's a super great guy.

It's a good thing this lady doesn't go to her son's boxing matches.

At least, in 8 weeks when his jaw is healed, he'll be able to tell people he got hurt skateboarding.

God wanted one, but he's waiting for the second generation.

Man's best friend, teenager's worst enemy.