Cranberryboy

School: Western Washington
Member Since: September 6th, 2006

About Me I drink eggnog like it's nobody's business, because it's not. I used to be athletic and really good at wrestling in high school but I have become outrageously lazy since my entrance into college. I drive with my knee as much as possible. I eat a diet that consists mainly of ice cream, corndogs, and tequila. I don't really study or use textbooks whatsoever, I'm not even really sure why I buy them. I grew up on a cranberry farm. I'm 19 and live with my girlfriend. I prefer my ice cream at least 1/4 melted. I have Netflix, and I think Netflix is the bee's knees. I once swallowed a live gecko, video taped it, and was payed $250 to post it on the internet. I am convinced that my music is better than yours. I have weird shoulder blades, and cauliflower ears. I am paying to go to college all on my own. I once put off an eight page paper until 8 hours before it was due. I use dandruff shampoo. I have a snail named Geejay. I couldn't make it through life without sarcasm. I like to juggle random things ( i.e. medicine balls, kittens) I can sing my ABCs backwards faster than anyone you know. I work as a flagger in the summers, pays good, sucks bad. I collect bottle caps, glue magnents to them, and put them on my fridge. I fucking hate people that eat crunching things in the library. Yeah! I can hear you! I bought 8 scratch tickets the other day and didn't win shit.