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If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
Your parents' Flickr.

I recently got this email from my grandma:
Subject: "yes i want to your friend @ my space"
Body: "Nate I need help to work with my space. love, grandma."
Nate is my cousin.
From Aaron, Chico State

My dad gives his friends on facebook his user name and password so they can log onto his account and look at his pictures. He also double clicks on links.
From E

My grandmother just bought my brother a new flat screen TV and after Ifinished hooking it up she said, "Oh no, I forgot to ask the man at thestore if it was color."
From Thomas
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I look like one of the three people on this box with a beard.
I took out My NES and went back to beat the original Contra the other day. I had to summon the Wind itself to blow on the cartridge and get it working, but then we just played 2-player. We had to use the 30 lives code because neither of us ever got used to the whole "limited mortality" thing. That game is hard! I'm omniscient and omnipotent (yes, there's a difference), so I don't know how you people deal with those waterfall levels where you have to go up instead of right. How come they haven't invented a real spread gun yet? That would be hella sweet.

Every day this writers' strike goes on I am reminded yet again of how unworthy humans are of My infinite love. I honestly get where the writers are coming from and I support them, I just want new episodes of House MD! I love House. That guy just says what he wants and doesn't care what people think!

There Will Be Blood = soo so good. Nobody would go with Me, but I had read a lot of good things so I just went by Myself. New commandment: no checking your text messages during movies, for it's really annoying, and the Lord will not acquit anyone who blah blah blah you know the rest. File this one between "honor the Sabbath" and the one about your parents.

Let's see what else is going on... oh, elections! Despite what a lot of people are saying, I haven't really decided who I'm going to endorse yet. It almost doesn't matter. Eight years is not long enough to get the hang of ruling. I've been doing it since the beginning of time, and some days I feel like I still don't know what I'm doing (soooo soo sorry about the 19th century, Ireland). Really, you should let this Bush guy just keep going. I think he's starting to get the hang of it. J/K obviously I should not be involved in politics.

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