Cialis: Because your erection is dysfunctional.

You see there’s your love life, and then there’s your limp dick. That’s why I take Cialis. It gives me the flexibility of being ready fast, like for masturbating after seeing my neighbor’s daughter at the cross walk the...

An Old Sweater

My Visit to Chicago's MCA

My Visit to Chicago's MCA My Visit to Chicago's Museum of Contemporary Art A couple weeks ago I went on a trip to Chicago. After an exhausting flight sitting next a disgusting tub of lard whose seat could barely contain him, I finally arrived in...

Joe suggests orgy, couple not amused

    Gin is a vicious toxin. The real dry stuff only a notch below rubbing alcohol. Anybody's who's drank enough of it knows this, and avoids it with extreme prejudice. Being the shit head that I am however I went out with my partner in...

How to Join the Mile High Club

    How to Join the Mile-High Club   After a romantic, candle-lit dinner there's nothing more breathtaking than slowly making sweet love to a girl underneath your covers in...

My Visit to Chicago's MCA

My Visit to Chicago's MCA My Visit to Chicago's Museum of Contemporary Art A couple weeks ago I went on a trip to Chicago. After an exhausting flight sitting next a disgusting tub of lard whose seat could barely contain him, I finally arrived in...

I would like to be 78.

People always want to turn back the clock. I wish I did this. I wish I did that. I wish I could look like I did when I was 18. If I inject my face with this disease maybe I'll look 35 forever. Why does no one ever want to go forward? Moreover, why...