I guess one of the things that have changed in the whole Web 2.0 revolution is an increase in using the Internet for non-masturbatory purposes. I don't really get it. Until last year, I thought the Ethernet cable that sticks out the back of my...
Bruce, It is with a heavy heart that I write you this letter. Unfortunately, recent developments have come to light that have caused the Justice League to reach the consensus that your services are no longer needed. There were actually several...
Hey man, I hope you’re getting settled in alright and like it here in your new dorm. I know that college can be a big adjustment and sometimes it causes people to act a little strange. Over the last week or so I have noticed some behaviour...
Ah yes, Friday! I’ve done my time in the hamper and in the wash and now it’s finally my day in the rotation. Friday! That’s the best day to get worn. That means I’m chick-worthy. I’m the kind of shirt that is going to...
Sometimes you need to settle your nerves.
Comedy legend George Carlin died last night at the age of 71. Here he is performing his famous,...