Facebook: Not Just For Creeping Exes Anymore

I guess one of the things that have changed in the whole Web 2.0 revolution is an increase in using the Internet for non-masturbatory purposes. I don't really get it. Until last year, I thought the Ethernet cable that sticks out the back of my...

A Letter To Batman From the Justice League Upon Learning of the Savings Associated with Shopping Online

Bruce, It is with a heavy heart that I write you this letter. Unfortunately, recent developments have come to light that have caused the Justice League to reach the consensus that your services are no longer needed. There were actually several...

Open Letter of Complaint to My New Roommate, Who Happens to be a Ghost

Hey man,   I hope you’re getting settled in alright and like it here in your new dorm. I know that college can be a big adjustment and sometimes it causes people to act a little strange. Over the last week or so I have noticed some behaviour...

Internal Monologue of a Polo Shirt About to Have Its Collar Popped

Ah yes, Friday! I’ve done my time in the hamper and in the wash and now it’s finally my day in the rotation. Friday! That’s the best day to get worn. That means I’m chick-worthy. I’m the kind of shirt that is going to...

The Dark Knight IMDb Trivia