They say good things come to those who wait. So, for all you readers out there who have been waiting patiently at home all week, finals a distant memory, here's to you. And for those of us who had 5 finals, including 3 in 20 hours, and capped it off with a 1 on 1 final with the most awkward professor in the world, all because you couldn't make the original time because of a stupid mandatory court date because you may or may not have been publicly intoxicated? Yeah, here's to all you guys too. Rock on, to whoever may or may not have had that happen to them this week.
Alison Becker is out helping poor people, or something lame like that, so instead, it will be me bringing you all the latest and greatest from the hottest locale in the South Pacific. Hang on to your Dharma-issued hats, it's time for LOST.
Here's what went down, in the odometer of an old sports car.
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I got the gift of gab, and I intend to use it, fella. I'm known around here more for comments which are entirely too long and the occasional humorous article. I'm a journalism (probably soon switching to English) major who channels all of his strengths in the wrong places, like on here, rather than into the paper I have due in 3 hours. I write for The Daily Cardinal, Wisconsin's student newspaper, and blog for a few other random websites of no real consequence. Facebook me, it'll be like we're friends fo' rizzeal!