Kids, at age 12, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now,...
With his luck some giant will find him.
They wouldn't deliver to our sewer grate.
Just four regular pizza loving humans and a sports fan - nothing funny going on here, officer.
Go forth and find your Eva tonight.
Don't ask, don't tell... your buddies you slept with a woman as old as your mother.
I'd like to think football is a team sport, but that loss is squarely his fault.