CollegeHumor: Stuff Everett Likes http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748560 The World's Worst Boyfriend Prepares for Valentine's Day Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:45:19 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748560 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> To Do!!!

Lube.

Find flowers

Send free Facebook gift. The dick in a box one, maybe...

Get $10 $5 Best Buy gift card

Clown wig

Pick up 40's

Double-check reservations at ESPN Zone

Wash "Never Forget. 9/11/01" t-shirt

LUBE!

Buy sharpie, finish making card

MAKE SURE tattoo place will do the tat even if she's drunk

Threaten her father

Brush tooth
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