Travis Barker "Don't Touch Me" Remix

You should hear Barker do "Hot Cross Buns." It's mind-blowing.

Funny Valedictorian Speech

This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.

Travis Barker Flo Rida Remix

He stopped recording when Mark Hoppus jumped in wearing a do-rag.

You might have to click enlarge to read this one (it's above the picture). It will totally be worth it.

Laser Magician

You've seen magic trick videos before, but this one is actually magic. We assure you, there is no trick.

Sure, why not?

Sparkling Wiggles

What? She said sparkling wiggles. What did you think she said?

Ultimate Break-Up

It turned out to be fake, but who can forget this gem? He broke up with his girlfriend in front of hundreds of people and dozens of cameras. He was essentially dumping her in front of the Internet.

Sometimes, the remake is better than the original!

Nick's Commercials: Winter Wonderland

Well, everyone's favorite seasonal entrepreneur is back, this time hawking Christmas goods.

One of many reasons a pro-life rally isn't a great place to pick up women.

Treadmill Wins Again

I hope he accomplished whatever it is he's trying to do.

Lipstick slingshot.

The hotter you are, the less people expect from your costumes. We expect very little of these girls.

Bernie and Ert

A bizarro German version of Bert and Ernie.