Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

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Vertical Pizza

Scott Gairdner presents the coolest thing to happen to pizza since the Ninja Turtles.

If you were wondering what true love looks like, that guy on the left knows.

Dancing Goop

This is a non-newtonian liquid, which basically means it's totally kickass.

When You Die You Go to Rainbow Road

But where do you go when you fall off?

This was originally meant to promote Meet Dave, but just seeing it has given Hollywood four more terrible ideas for Eddie Murphy movies.

How CDs Are Made

Some bad CDs are made by computer, but the higher quality stuff is still done by hand.

And yet, we still don't have a female president.

Tay Zonday & Weezer's Brian Bell: Pork & Beans

Stay tuned for Rivers Cuomo and Chris Cocker whining together.

"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."

Peaceful protest.

Mortal Kombat: Finish Him!

Souls aren't the only thing Shang Tsung sucks.

Show Me Your Genitals

A song for the ladies by Jon Lajoie.

This is what you wanted, right? I added an apostrophe into "Birthdays" because I thought it looked cool, too.

A practical book for any Jewish-Japanese-Canine home.

Bad parenting or superbaby?

Contact Juggling

Hire this guy for any really weird parties you are interested in throwing.

I'll take, I dunno, a million?