Jake the R.I.P.per
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- Los Gatos
- Member Since
- October 12th, 2006
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About Me
Jake the Ripper died on the evening of May 13th, or, well, in the morning of May 14th, 2008. Trying to drink away the pain of what turned out to be a ruptured appendix, he got alcohol poisoning, and died on the way to the hospital. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family. Last respects can be sent, in the form of cheese cake or balloon animals, to anybody you care to send them to. There will be a service held at St. Augustines church on F1rst street, this coming saturday, and all are welcome.
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Uploaded a picture on Wednesday, May 21Finally, one of these you'd...
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Uploaded a picture on Friday, May 16
Pleh! There's sand in here.
Laura Vadervoort, at the beach.
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Wrote an article on Thursday, May 1Make it better.
To be read like Kanye West's "Stronger"... with Daft Punk as the background, obviously.N-n-now if they won't tell me,it only makes me wonder.I need truth to hurry up now,'cause I can't wait much longer.I know I've got to leave right now,'cause I...
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Wrote an article on Friday, Mar 14
Jake vs. The Ripper, a text conversation
I apologise in advance, as this probably won't be as funny to you as it is to me.Preface: This is a conversation I had with a guy named Jake. It started because Jake had been pestering a fellow CH regular. My texts are labeled, "The Ripper", his...
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Uploaded a picture on Wednesday, Feb 6
Busted Tee's invisible shirt,...
... a while back a girl posted an invisible shirt picture...
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Commented on a picture on Friday, Jun 20This picture fails to make me laugh. Because I am dead. -
Commented on a picture on Thursday, May 15Hi. I'm Jakes friend, Connor, using his profile. This is the last you will hear from Jake the Ripper.... because he died a couple days ago.He wanted me to come on here and say "I love some of you, and hate most of you, others, I just don't care about. You probably know who you are."You can check his profile for more information.
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Commented on a picture on Wednesday, May 14Balderdash?.... not really. I feel like something has exploded inside of me, and I'm going to go drink myself into oblivion. Edit: Jameson, Capt., Smirnoff, and hemp beer. good night.
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Commented on a picture on Wednesday, May 14I think you are underestimating the sneakiness.
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Commented on a picture on Wednesday, May 14you do. I won't deny it.
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