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yesterdayHe posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour.
From Flynn at City University of New York -
2 days agoChuck Norris doesn't beat boobs, he strikes the fear of death into their hearts.
From Michael Fisherview in contextLisa 5 hours ago
I know, right? http://www.google.com/search?q=awesome+vibrator&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-aview in contextLisa 5 hours ago
Seriously. Both are unwarranted. I'm going to LV and then a bath to relax, in no particular order so he's going to miss out either way.
V I knew someone would say that. I never thought it would be you, PG. I never thought it would be you.
P.S. Hell fucking no.view in contextLisa 5 hours ago
You're like, the only person who calls me that, which makes it count negative points, if any. I stand by my original post.view in contextLisa 5 hours ago
^^^^I'm a problem solver. It's what I do, not counting all the other awesome things I do. -
3 days agoActually, can you make it an asston?
From adam at Virginia Tech -
5 days agoDon't let this image fool you into thinking this wasn't a total sausage party.
From windpathview in contextLisa 4 days ago
My co-worker is staying here all weekend. I don't even have the energy to hate the situation. I just hope she does a lot of the work.
It does mean no LV for me though. -
5 days agoThis isn't so much a shaming as it is a flyer that'll be printed hundreds of times and posted around the dorms.
From Jonny Boy -
5 days ago"I made her do this. She didn't even want to, but I made her. Rawk."
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5 days agoOnly the back row really gets the joke. And the guy front row center.
From JohnnyBlack at Ramapoview in contextLisa 4 days ago
I haven't read his book. I think one of his beer parties would be fun though.
^^Hahaview in contextLisa 4 days ago
I uploaded this like two days ago and they deleted it. CH is so messed up these days. -
1 week agoA rare collector's edition of "Indiana Bones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull F*ck".
From Tomview in contextLisa 5 days ago
LV won't load for me either. We could try that other one that someone mentioned. I don't remember what it is though. -
1 week agoThe Frat boys inside sang Jimmy Buffett songs the entire span of the road trip.
From Bush at University of Oklahomaview in contextLisa 5 days ago
What's your user name? I might've just refused you because it seemed creepy.
edit: request my friendship again. if you're tesup i refused you last time. -
1 week agoThink this is cute? Imagine him in a wheelchair!
From jimmyjoejoe at John Carroll -
1 week ago"The following picture had both of us doing it, but the Secret Service made me delete it."
From Mattview in contextLisa November 12, 2008
i don't care. flynn's?
i'm probably just going to take the nap though.view in contextLisa November 12, 2008
If no one's going to LV then i'm going to take a nap. assholes.view in contextLisa November 12, 2008
^^That's stupid. Why would he be holding his whole hand up backwards? -
1 week agoOther days you can express it with just two simple words.
From Jeff! at Metropolitan State -
1 week agoCareful girl, those moves could really hurt someone.
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1 week agoThere's only one way to eat a cake like this.
view in contextLisa November 12, 2008
^^The tag + 125 refreshes would def let the tech crew know that this was a mistake for you.view in contextLisa November 12, 2008
Good call gorman.
^^^Dondellia is almost certainly a girl name.view in contextLisa November 12, 2008
^^Fine. Have it your way. I want you to know though, that no one with a torso that short orm00bs that saggy will have balls nearly that perky or anywhere near as much pubic hair*, so either you're being lied to or you're being molested by someone who says he's your grandpa, and what he would have to go through to get a boner at that age is unthinkable; all of those are DISTURBING AS HELL.
*chances are if you ever see grandpa's pubic hair it will be covered in shit, so be ready for that.
p.s. mmmm, whiskey in the afternoon. -
2 weeks agoYour grandma is so cool, mine barely understands how to work a gravity bong.
From chadview in contextLisa November 09, 2008
This is a repost. I know because I stole the original from stumble some time ago. -
2 weeks ago"This pic was taken the morning after the VT vs. MD Thursday night game in Blacksburg, VA."
From Lee at Virginia Techview in contextLisa November 09, 2008
I think everyone should upload it. Maybe leave the CH logo on, to save them the trouble.view in contextLisa November 09, 2008
College Humor does it again:
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1797041
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1889595view in contextLisa November 09, 2008
Beating off 3 guys in time to save someone from drowning is hard work. -
2 weeks agoThey make all a wine for everything these days.
From chris -
2 weeks agoWorlds Largest Woodpecker!
From Charlieview in contextLisa November 05, 2008
^^^Hahahahaha. Is that something to brag about?/serious questionview in contextLisa November 05, 2008
Bring Hershey's syrup to work. Squirt some on some toilet paper. Stick it to your shoe. Buy fart spray. Use it. No one will ever come near you again.view in contextLisa November 05, 2008
Mark, it was fucking hilarious. I wish you'd gotten to see it.view in contextLisa November 05, 2008
Haha. Mikee, do they have pictures of when the woman's ovaries fall out of her vagina? I still can't look at those. They make me almost vomit.
V It isn't a disease, it's a condition that requires operation. It's in women who have had a bazillion children or fuck men with gargantuan wangs. It. Is. AWFUL.view in contextLisa November 05, 2008
Hahahahahaha. "I was JUST tested!" What a liar. On a good note, she didn't try to talk to me today so I didn't get kicked out of school for beating a bitch's face in. Not that I would ever do that sort of thing.
V I know. It's been such a long time since I laughed until I cried. CH classic for SURE.view in contextLisa November 05, 2008
I'm a nursing major. There are pictures. Disgusting pictures.
Fear not; my own genitals are in pristine and uninfected condition. -
2 weeks agoThe Shredder
I always thought the purple cape made him seem less villainous, but he makes it work.
From adam reeveview in contextLisa November 05, 2008
^^so true. i was considering going to that other place. the fun one.
^loljealous
edit: ooooh yeah. fun people who have good conversations without being drama queens with a dick lodged up their ass are AWFUL to hang out with.view in contextLisa November 05, 2008
I got tires with the nubbies still on them. I'm so fucking excited.view in contextLisa November 05, 2008
Justin, you'd be proud. I found an awesome deal on wheels and brand new tires for less than a new set of tires normally cost and today I replaced my spark plugs. I'm super excited. -
2 weeks agoIt's like when you hold a magnet too close to a computer screen.
From whitey
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