The next paper had an article about him being nearly beaten to death.

Funny Valedictorian Speech

This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.

Pretty chill. Pretty chill. But what does it do to enforce the elbow rule?

Amir's next role is going to be in a bad Japanese horror movie.

One of the easiest games of "Which one of these is not like the others?" you will ever play.

Cold Blooded Christmas Song

A Christmas diddy from Everyday Normal Guy and comedian Jon Lajoie.

'Meow meow meow you are gay meow meow.'

A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball. During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture."

Ahh! Next picture, next picture!

"He got 10 points of extra credit and a trophy for dressing like the professor on the final day. The hair is real."

Field Goal Rejection

As if being a field-goal kicker wasn't humiliating enough already.

Kick in the Mud

To be fair, the field did call for a fair catch.

Where SuperFan and Halloween meet.

"Halloween is near two of our birthdays, so we also rented a stretched white limo."

"After 20 cans of green spray paint and a massive headache from the fumes, the plastic army man was born.'

Rob and Big.

Is there any costume white and nerdier?

Looking like McLovin' was never a good thing until very recently.

The Dirty Mermaid

You should see the scene from Lion King were Pumbaa contemplates suicide.

16-bit Smash Bros.

I never thought about it before, but Smash Bros. really could use a prequel.